Stupid Pick Up Lines
Girl are you tired, cuz youve been running through my mind all day .
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
You are the reason men fall in love.
I am writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
Girl: Have we met before? Guy: Only in my dreams.
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I am going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I would call when I met the girl of my dreams.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw!
Hey do you live on a chicken farm? cos you are really good at raising cocks.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Are you a broom? Because you sure swept me off my feet.
Are your nipples pierced?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?