Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

I must be huntin’ treasure, ’cause I’m diggin’ yer chest!

Prepare to be boarded.

Me skull and crossbones aren’t the only things I plan on raisin’ tonight!

Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

Let me stick my cannon in your porthole.

See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.

Is that an ‘X’ on the seat of your pants? ‘Cause it appears that there’s wond’rous booty buried underneath!

Yo, ho ho! How ’bouts a bottle of rum?

Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!