Mario Pick Up Lines

You don’t have to turn on a game to play with me.

Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away.

If you were a warp tube, I would be in you all day.

They don’t call me Super for nothing.

Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.

Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up.

I would rather ride you than Yoshi any day.

If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.

If I had the choice, I would gladly spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.

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