Lame Pick Up Lines
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
You make my software turn to hardware!
You are so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
If you were a car door I would slam you all night long.
How about you sit on my lap and we will straighten things out.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten I see!
Can I have fries with that shake!
I have got the F, the C, and the K All I need is U.
You are so sweet you are giving me a toothache.
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
If I had eleven roses and you, I would have a dozen.
I know I don’t look like much now, but I am drinking milk.
I would marry your cat just to get in the family.
I have gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
My friend and I have a bet that you won’t take off you blouse in a public place.
No, I am not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Pardon me, are you in heat?!
Stand back, I am a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I will loosen her clothes.
Hi, I am new in townCan I have directions to your house?
Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Your daddy must of been a drug dealer because you are dope.
When does your centerfold come out.
If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you would be what they call FINE PRINT.
Baby, I am no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a man friend, come and talk to me.
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
Excuse me, I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
The word of the day is legs.Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
Is your name Gillette? because you are the best a man can get.
Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?
Hey that dress looks niceCan I talk you out of it.
Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would just love to tap that a$s!
Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.
You are like a championship bass, I don’t know if I should mount you or eat you.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!
Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.
I like every bone in your body especially mine.
How about you sit on my lap and we will see what pops up?
Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?
Why don’t you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?
Baby I am like milk, I will do your body good.
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
Hey baby lets play army I will lay down you can blow me up.
If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays.
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
You are like a PringlesOnce I pop you, I can’t stop you!
I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.