I must be huntin’ treasure, ’cause I’m diggin’ yer chest!

Prepare to be boarded.

Me skull and crossbones aren’t the only things I plan on raisin’ tonight!

Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

Let me stick my cannon in your porthole.

See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.

Is that an ‘X’ on the seat of your pants? ‘Cause it appears that there’s wond’rous booty buried underneath!

Yo, ho ho! How ’bouts a bottle of rum?

Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!

You make my software turn to hardware!

You are so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

If you were a car door I would slam you all night long.

How about you sit on my lap and we will straighten things out.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten I see!

Can I have fries with that shake!

I have got the F, the C, and the K All I need is U.

You are so sweet you are giving me a toothache.

Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

If I had eleven roses and you, I would have a dozen.

I know I don’t look like much now, but I am drinking milk.

I would marry your cat just to get in the family.

I have gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

My friend and I have a bet that you won’t take off you blouse in a public place.

No, I am not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Pardon me, are you in heat?!

Stand back, I am a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I will loosen her clothes.

Hi, I am new in townCan I have directions to your house?

Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.

Your daddy must of been a drug dealer because you are dope.

When does your centerfold come out.

If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?

Baby, if you were words on a page, you would be what they call FINE PRINT.

Baby, I am no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a man friend, come and talk to me.

Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!

Excuse me, I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

The word of the day is legs.Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Is your name Gillette? because you are the best a man can get.

Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.

Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?

Hey that dress looks niceCan I talk you out of it.

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I would just love to tap that a$s!

Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.

You are like a championship bass, I don’t know if I should mount you or eat you.

Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!

Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.

I like every bone in your body especially mine.

How about you sit on my lap and we will see what pops up?

Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?

Why don’t you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?

Baby I am like milk, I will do your body good.

Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

Hey baby lets play army I will lay down you can blow me up.

If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays.

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

You are like a PringlesOnce I pop you, I can’t stop you!

I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.

Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.

Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away.

If you were a warp tube, I would be in you all day.

They don’t call me Super for nothing.

Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.

Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up.

I would rather ride you than Yoshi any day.

If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.

If I had the choice, I would gladly spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.

Would you believe me if I told you I’m an angel and God sent me down here on a special mission just to give you a kiss?

Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you between f and ck.

You look yummy. You must bring new meaning to the word edible?.

I have heard that $ex is a killer. Do you want to die happy?

I would like you to attend my party; and then we can also invite your pants to come down

Hi, my name is (your name). Remember it, you will be screaming it later tonight!

Hey baby are you wearing your space underwear tonight? Because your a$s is out of this world!

Hey sexy. How would you like to join me in doing some math? Let’s add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and then multiply.

Hi, you outfit looks really cute. But it would look even cuter wrinkled up on my bedroom floor.

Hi, let me interrupt you for a moment. The word of the day is “legs”. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Are you religious? Because I am the answer to your prayers.

Are your legs tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day.

Is your dad a baker? Because you sure have got great buns.

Hey baby, you wanna take the church van for a spin?

Has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David (read Song of Solomon)?

What do you think Paul meant when he said, ‘Greet everyone with a holy kiss?

I am pretty flexible. I dont think a woman should be submissive on the first date.

Just looking at you makes me feel all ecumenical.

I dont speak in tongues, but i kiss that way!

God broke the mold when He made your sweet face.

Do you know the difference between making out and a sermon? ..no? wanna go to church with me?

God was just showing off when He made you.

Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.

What do you think Paul meant when he said, Greet one another with a holy kiss.?

nYou have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa.

Christians dont shake hands, Christians gotta hug.

What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?

Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?

I must be dead and looking at the angel that is going to take me to heaven.

Do you have a Band aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

You are like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life!

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I think I feel like Richard Gere – I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?

I must be lost. I thought Paradise was east of here.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

People call me Isaac Hayes; can I give you the shaft?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Girl, you gotta be tired cuz you been running through my mind all day.

You are so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

I am a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

You are the reason men fall in love.

I am writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

Girl: Have we met before? Guy: Only in my dreams.

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I am going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I would call when I met the girl of my dreams.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw!

Hey do you live on a chicken farm? cos you are really good at raising cocks.

Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.

Are you a broom? Because you sure swept me off my feet.

Are your nipples pierced?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I have a job for you, but it blows.

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Help the homeless. Take me home with you.

Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you!

I would say that I’m in love with you, but you’d think I’m trying to pull a fast one.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

You’re good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?

My cat has lovely fur. Can I see yours?

Save a horse, Ride a cowboy.

Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.

So, tell me about yourself, your dreams, your ambitions, your phone number.

I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?

Where you recommened a dog bury his bone around here?

I’m like chocolate pudding; I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.

Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.

Got two nipples for a dime?

Help, somethings wrong with my eyes – I just can’t take them off you.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

Date, or date not — there is no ‘let’s just friends be’.

If you only knew the power of the Dork Side.

Hey, Beautiful. What’s a nice girl like you doing waiting in line without bathing for 10 days?

I think I feel like Richard Gere – I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

You’re like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I’m sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘to do’ list.

Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us.

Is that your middle school uniform or are there growth hormones in the drinks?

Is that your tail or are you just happy to see me?

Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure’s always waiting just ahead.

Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I’m in love.

I’m having the urge to grow several penis tentacles.

If there was a hentai based on you, I’d buy it.

My extensive Master Grade Gunpla collection is just proof of my magic fingers.

A voice in the sky told me to come over and talk to you.

If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep.