Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away.

If you were a warp tube, I would be in you all day.

They don’t call me Super for nothing.

Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.

Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up.

I would rather ride you than Yoshi any day.

If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.

If I had the choice, I would gladly spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.

Would you believe me if I told you I’m an angel and God sent me down here on a special mission just to give you a kiss?

Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you between f and ck.

You look yummy. You must bring new meaning to the word edible?.

I have heard that $ex is a killer. Do you want to die happy?

I would like you to attend my party; and then we can also invite your pants to come down

Hi, my name is (your name). Remember it, you will be screaming it later tonight!

Hey baby are you wearing your space underwear tonight? Because your a$s is out of this world!

Hey sexy. How would you like to join me in doing some math? Let’s add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and then multiply.

Hi, you outfit looks really cute. But it would look even cuter wrinkled up on my bedroom floor.

Hi, let me interrupt you for a moment. The word of the day is “legs”. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Are you religious? Because I am the answer to your prayers.

Are your legs tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day.

Is your dad a baker? Because you sure have got great buns.

Hey baby, you wanna take the church van for a spin?

Has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David (read Song of Solomon)?

What do you think Paul meant when he said, ‘Greet everyone with a holy kiss?

I am pretty flexible. I dont think a woman should be submissive on the first date.

Just looking at you makes me feel all ecumenical.

I dont speak in tongues, but i kiss that way!

God broke the mold when He made your sweet face.

Do you know the difference between making out and a sermon? ..no? wanna go to church with me?

God was just showing off when He made you.

Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.

What do you think Paul meant when he said, Greet one another with a holy kiss.?

nYou have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa.

Christians dont shake hands, Christians gotta hug.

What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?

Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?

I must be dead and looking at the angel that is going to take me to heaven.

Do you have a Band aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

You are like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life!

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I think I feel like Richard Gere – I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?

I must be lost. I thought Paradise was east of here.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

People call me Isaac Hayes; can I give you the shaft?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Girl, you gotta be tired cuz you been running through my mind all day.

You are so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

I am a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

You are the reason men fall in love.

I am writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

Girl: Have we met before? Guy: Only in my dreams.

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I am going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I would call when I met the girl of my dreams.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw!

Hey do you live on a chicken farm? cos you are really good at raising cocks.

Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.

Are you a broom? Because you sure swept me off my feet.

Are your nipples pierced?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I have a job for you, but it blows.

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Help the homeless. Take me home with you.

Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll slam you!

I would say that I’m in love with you, but you’d think I’m trying to pull a fast one.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

You’re good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?

My cat has lovely fur. Can I see yours?

Save a horse, Ride a cowboy.

Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.

So, tell me about yourself, your dreams, your ambitions, your phone number.

I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?

Where you recommened a dog bury his bone around here?

I’m like chocolate pudding; I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.

Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.

Got two nipples for a dime?

Help, somethings wrong with my eyes – I just can’t take them off you.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

Date, or date not — there is no ‘let’s just friends be’.

If you only knew the power of the Dork Side.

Hey, Beautiful. What’s a nice girl like you doing waiting in line without bathing for 10 days?

I think I feel like Richard Gere – I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

You’re like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I’m sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘to do’ list.

Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us.

Is that your middle school uniform or are there growth hormones in the drinks?

Is that your tail or are you just happy to see me?

Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure’s always waiting just ahead.

Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I’m in love.

I’m having the urge to grow several penis tentacles.

If there was a hentai based on you, I’d buy it.

My extensive Master Grade Gunpla collection is just proof of my magic fingers.

A voice in the sky told me to come over and talk to you.

If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep.

Can you give me directions to your heart?
I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.

It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!

My heart skipped a beat when I saw you.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her and foolish, that she might love him.

You are so attractive, i cannot help but form hydrogen bonds with you.

My love for you is as strong as a covalent lattice .

Let’s get married and live a life like monosaccharides-sweet and simple.

If only you and i could form a redox cell, the potential between us would be mighty high.

You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.

You must be a good benzene ring, because you are pleasantly aromatic.

I have mass. You have mass. We are naturally attracted!

Our chemical reactions give way to interesting products.

Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?

If I could make any compound, I would make uranium iodide, so I could put U and I together!

My favorite element is uranium, because I love U!

My name? Bond. Covalent Bond!

I am a conjugate acid, you are a conjugate base .Let’s hook up and create conjugate pairs.

Hey there girl, it appears to me that you are one of the major sources that increases the entropy of the universe. You see, you are hot and the heat you are releasing is making our universe more disordered.

Do you wanna join functional groups with me, and let me release a water molecule?

Is that a open valency or are you just happy to see me?

Are you uranium? cos you are the bomb.

Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!

My favorite mechanism is backside attack. And you?

What does it take to get over YOUR activation barrier?

I feel a bond between us!

Do you want to extract some protein from my column?

Baby are you an electron because you charge me up!

Honey, were like a galvanic cell, theres obviously electricty flowing between us.

You know, I have got one hell of a mass-charge ratio.

I have recently discovered a very rare element called Beautium. I looks like you are made of it.

Mind helping me with my experiment?

My favourite attractive force is van del Waals force. Can you feel it? I will sit closer if you can’t.

I would really like to titrate with you.