Hi, I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I would certainly like to make your bed rock.

Would you believe me if I told you I’m an angel and God sent me down here on a special mission just to give you a kiss?

Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you between f and ck.

You look yummy. You must bring new meaning to the word edible?.

I have heard that $ex is a killer. Do you want to die happy?

I would like you to attend my party; and then we can also invite your pants to come down

Hi, my name is (your name). Remember it, you will be screaming it later tonight!

Hey baby are you wearing your space underwear tonight? Because your a$s is out of this world!

Hey sexy. How would you like to join me in doing some math? Let’s add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and then multiply.

Hi, you outfit looks really cute. But it would look even cuter wrinkled up on my bedroom floor.

Hi, let me interrupt you for a moment. The word of the day is “legs”. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Are you religious? Because I am the answer to your prayers.

Are your legs tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day.

Is your dad a baker? Because you sure have got great buns.

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