Corny Pick Up Lines

I’m sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

Do you have a Band aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

You are like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life!

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I think I feel like Richard Gere – I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?

I must be lost. I thought Paradise was east of here.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

People call me Isaac Hayes; can I give you the shaft?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Girl, you gotta be tired cuz you been running through my mind all day.

You are so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

I am a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.

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