Corny Pick Up Lines
I’m sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
Do you have a Band aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You are like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I think I feel like Richard Gere – I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
I must be lost. I thought Paradise was east of here.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
People call me Isaac Hayes; can I give you the shaft?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Girl, you gotta be tired cuz you been running through my mind all day.
You are so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
I am a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.