Anime Pick Up lines

I carry around my dead sister’s cell phone. Wanna sleep together?

There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us.

Is that your middle school uniform or are there growth hormones in the drinks?

Is that your tail or are you just happy to see me?

Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure’s always waiting just ahead.

Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I’m in love.

I’m having the urge to grow several penis tentacles.

If there was a hentai based on you, I’d buy it.

My extensive Master Grade Gunpla collection is just proof of my magic fingers.

A voice in the sky told me to come over and talk to you.

If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep.

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