Funny Pick Up Lines
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
I’m like chocolate pudding; I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.
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Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
I’m like chocolate pudding; I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.
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I carry around my dead sister’s cell phone. Wanna sleep together?
There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us.
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If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.
Can you give me directions to your heart?
I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
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You’re so attractive, i cannot help but form hydrogen bonds with you.
Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
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