Pick Up Lines

Do you want to see something swell?

Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are as hot as hell.

Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor … what say we tie up for the night?

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.

Did you fart? Because you blew me away…