Mario Pick Up Lines

You don’t have to turn on a game to play with me.

Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away.

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Dumbest Pick Up Lines

Hi, I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I would certainly like to make your bed rock.

Would you believe me if I told you I’m an angel and God sent me down here on a special mission just to give you a kiss?

Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you between f and ck.

You look yummy. You must bring new meaning to the word edible?.

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Christian Pick Up Lines

Honesty is like a kiss on the lips and baby i never lie.

Hey baby, you wanna take the church van for a spin?

Has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David (read Song of Solomon)?

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Corny Pick Up Lines

I’m sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

Do you have a Band aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

You are like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life!

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Stupid Pick Up Lines

Girl are you tired, cuz youve been running through my mind all day .

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

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Innuendo Pick Up Lines

Excuse me, ma’am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

I have a job for you, but it blows.

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Funny Pick Up Lines

Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

I’m like chocolate pudding; I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.
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Anime Pick Up lines

I carry around my dead sister’s cell phone. Wanna sleep together?

There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us.
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Romantic Pick Up Lines

If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.

Can you give me directions to your heart?
I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
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Chemistry Pick Up Lines

You are an acid and i am like litmus, everytime i meet you i turn bright red.

You are so attractive, i cannot help but form hydrogen bonds with you.

My love for you is as strong as a covalent lattice .

Let’s get married and live a life like monosaccharides-sweet and simple.

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