Pirate Pickup Lines

Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

I must be huntin’ treasure, ’cause I’m diggin’ yer chest!

Prepare to be boarded.

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Lame Pick Up Lines

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

You make my software turn to hardware!

You are so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

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Mario Pick Up Lines

You don’t have to turn on a game to play with me.

Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away.

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Dumbest Pick Up Lines

Hi, I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I would certainly like to make your bed rock.

Would you believe me if I told you I’m an angel and God sent me down here on a special mission just to give you a kiss?

Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you between f and ck.

You look yummy. You must bring new meaning to the word edible?.

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Christian Pick Up Lines

Honesty is like a kiss on the lips and baby i never lie.

Hey baby, you wanna take the church van for a spin?

Has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David (read Song of Solomon)?

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Corny Pick Up Lines

I’m sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

Do you have a Band aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

You are like a dictionary – you add meaning to my life!

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Stupid Pick Up Lines

Girl are you tired, cuz youve been running through my mind all day .

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

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Innuendo Pick Up Lines

Excuse me, ma’am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

I have a job for you, but it blows.

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Funny Pick Up Lines

Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

I’m like chocolate pudding; I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.
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Anime Pick Up lines

I carry around my dead sister’s cell phone. Wanna sleep together?

There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us.
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